Bad jokes

My Godsister told me a particularly lame joke the other day:

Two bananas are walking outside. It's a really hot day, so the first banana took off his clothes. The second banana fell.

So I countered with a better version:

Two tomatoes are walking outside. It's a really hot day, so the first tomato took off his clothes. The second tomato raped him in the ass.

Mine is funnier.