Tuesday, April 26, 2005

on asian stereotypes pt. 1 (or: Panda Expresses vs. PF Chang's)

Ever since a sophomore theater class, when a TA told me that it's not okay to call asians "oriental", I've become somewhat sensitive on the subject. And now, in my film class on Japanese auteurs, where I constantly read European criticisms of Japanese cinema (and am constantly exposed to my professor's distaste for it), I seem to have a radar out for western fetishization of eastern culture. People (even asians) often don't find this an issue. But my thoughts can be summed up in a shocking comparison between Panda Express and PF Chang's.

YOU WILL BE SHOCKED if you read the following post with a finger in the electrical outlet.

Consider the Panda Express, the emblematic Chinese fast food restaurants. The mere mention of the name brings a cringe to any self-respecting chinese. They sell food laid out in trays cooked in the most exaggerated versions of popular asian sauces -- sweet & sour, mandarin, or teryaki. And everything is either fried or drenched in oil. Clearly, the target audience here is Americans. I mean, seriously, when the hell did orange become one of the primary flavors associated with Chinese food? The restaurant has taken all the Chinese dishes, looked at what is most different from American dishes, and exaggerated the differences 100 times, in fear that the poor white kid eating this stuff won't realize it's Chinese. This is fetishizing at its finest. It cheapens the Chinese culinary arts down to three sauces, makes Chinese cuisine look easy, and bets that Americans won't be able to tell the difference. In fact, it makes the bet that Americans will like the fetishized version of Chinese food even better. Because of this -- and because the food is crap -- we hate Panda Express.

And then there's the PF Chang's of the world. PF Chang is actually not a good example, but I'm talking about certain expensive, lavishly-decorated and up-scale Chinese restaurants in general. There are large calligraphies hanging on the wall. Dividers with Chinese paintings dot the room. And frigging stone lions guard the entrance. These places cannot help to keep hitting you over the head with the fact that you are dining in a chinese restaurant. But is this so bad, if the food is good?

These restaurants are businesses after all; therefore, their intention is not to educate customers on Chinese culture, but to attract customers hungry for Chinese food. As a result, the decorations are there to create an atmosphere that is emphatically, undeniably Chinese -- or, at least, Chinese according to the Americans. Will they know it's Chinese if there aren't calligraphies on the wall? Will they know it's Chinese if we don't give them fortune cookies at the end? Most of the customers don't actually care about Chinese culture; they just want to satisfy their thirst for the exotic, the unfamiliar, for one night. And so these restaurants wrap up Chinese culture neatly into a marketing package and sell it to customers interested in indulging in Chinese for a night. The package therefore is a highly fetishized version of the Chinese culture, and there is something very unsettling about that to me.

Is it the restaurants' fault? Not really; they are a business after all, and they do what they can to attract customers. It is the customers' fault? Not exactly; god knows I've done it countless times to countless other cultures. But this is my culture, damn it! If I don't raise the issue, who will? How can I stand on the sidelines and watch my beloved culture cheapened and solicited on the street, like a prostitute with too much make-up or Yang's mother after 10pm? I can't, and I won't.

We don't see this demonstrated to an extreme often. Living in the Bay Area has spoiled us; we are usually surrounded by ethnically-enlightened people and businesses, and don't get fetishized packages shoved down our throat. But if you venture a little farther away, you start running into these things.

Another thing. Why can up-scale Italian/French/etc. restaurants have a hip, modernist decoration that is ethnicity-agnostic, while an up-scale Chinese restaurant must be decorated in a fetishized manner? Etc., etc. I could go on and on about this, but it's getting late...

Sunday, April 24, 2005

do I cry wolf?

A conversation today with yang:


[08:36:35PM] sorta lame: i thought you had a paper fool

[11:10:46PM] TheGrape30: 0 pages

[11:10:56PM] sorta lame: hahaaha
[11:10:59PM] sorta lame: yeah right
[11:11:01PM] sorta lame: you liar
[11:11:06PM] sorta lame: why do you lie so much
[11:11:08PM] sorta lame: straight to my face

[11:11:10PM] TheGrape30: it's true!
[11:11:12PM] * TheGrape30 sobs
[11:11:15PM] TheGrape30: I have nothing to show
[11:11:17PM] TheGrape30: NOTHING

[11:11:17PM] sorta lame: stfu

[11:11:27PM] TheGrape30: I'm so sad

[11:11:27PM] sorta lame: this is how it usually goes:
[11:17:18PM] sorta lame:
you: i have nothing!! oh, cruel life!!!
me: really??
you: it's true! ... well, actually, i managed to write 10 pages more than their suggested length, so i guess it's not that bad.
me: ugh...
you: but they're such crappy pages!
me: really? why are they crappy?
you: cuz they're crappy!
me: oh... [some more pity]
you: mm...well i guess my writing is actually not crappy at all. in fact, it's probably pretty brilliant.
me: UGH
you: but i chose such an ugly font! they'll definitely fail me now!
me: [cocks a gun]

[11:17:53PM] sorta lame: i know your pattern, you sumvabitch
[11:18:08PM] sorta lame: i'm not falling in your trap this time!!!


I decided to forward this to Mike. His response:


[11:34:37PM] mikeyu120: THAT IS SO TRUE!!!
[11:34:46PM] mikeyu120: *SO* true
[11:35:11PM] mikeyu120: haha

[11:36:05PM] TheGrape30: no it's not!!

[11:37:54PM] mikeyu120: yes it is!

[11:38:09PM] TheGrape30: it's much truer of you

[11:38:12PM] mikeyu120: but yang didn't quite finish

[11:38:19PM] TheGrape30: I am completely honest about my incompetence

[11:39:07PM] mikeyu120: you: but i chose such an ugly font! they'll definitely fail me now!
me: [cocks a gun]

you: I got a 900%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my professor invited me to her house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11:39:47PM] TheGrape30: hahaha
[11:39:51PM] TheGrape30: completely untrue!

[11:44:00PM] mikeyu120: did i tell you that the teacher played my piano "song" for the class on friday?
[11:44:04PM] mikeyu120: he played like 3-4 others too
[11:44:09PM] mikeyu120: mine was so embarassing

[11:44:31PM] TheGrape30: please
[11:44:36PM] TheGrape30: yours embarrassed everyone else
[11:44:44PM] TheGrape30: I played your song this weekend to cheer me up
[11:44:49PM] TheGrape30: reminds me of amadeus

[11:44:54PM] mikeyu120: lol

[11:45:20PM] TheGrape30: but then it really just depressed me for my complete lack of talent

[11:45:39PM] mikeyu120: you: i'm so depressed.... i got only an 800% last test. and my research isn't going so well... i might have lost my chance for a turing award this year... better play this song to remind me how dumb others are

[11:45:56PM] TheGrape30: hahaha
[11:46:08PM] TheGrape30: dude you guys have such a skewed view of how I think!

[11:46:14PM] mikeyu120: you: hahahahah... man that composer sucks... must've been on drugs... and the best part, he wasn't on drugs! he just sucks!

[11:46:22PM] TheGrape30: haha

[11:46:40PM] mikeyu120: well if all your friends think this way...
[11:47:03PM] mikeyu120: maybe it's not your friends who are skewed...

[11:47:13PM] TheGrape30: it's my enemies!

I (heart) Life Aquatic

Saw Life Aquatic again last night, and it was even more amazing than the first time. Am I the only one who thinks that every single frame contains a joke, every single frame is funny? This movie is ridiculously rich with gags and is the funniest film of 2004 for me. Many are bound to disagree though. During the viewing -- as aspected -- only some vocal few, like me, were laughing constantly. The others were probably lost, wondering exactly what we were laughing at.

It's the awkwardness! That Bill Murray, comedic genius, looks awkward here in every frame without trying. Every line is delivered with perfect irony, even those that aren't exactly jokes. The result is a film that's at least chuckle-worthy around every turn.

Plus, the last chapter, the hunt for the jaguar shark, brings out a sense of wonder and amazement that I have not seen replicated any where else for a long time! This is especially telling, since the claymation here creates more awe than three expensive episodes of Lord of the Ring ever managed. Ah, the brilliance.

It also reminded me of Garden State. Both are very quirky films, but Garden State succumbs to sentimentality at the end, while Life Aquatic sternly keeps its critical distance. Even the scenes of tragedy are done with NO sentimentality at all; the camera sits far back from the scene and views the characters silently, aloofly. But boy, is this effective! Garden State's last 30 minutes are nearly mind-numbing in its insistence on resolving everything in an emotionally-satisfying manner, but it is Life Aquatic's indifferent stance that creates a much stronger emotional response.

I've always been a fan of the "critical distance". Ozu, the Japanese auteur, always tells his actors to underact, to express no emotions, and his films are all the more human because of it.

Because, as we all know, the hiding of emotions is the saddest act of all.

M$'s stance re: anti-discrimination law

Okay, there's a somewhat reasonable explanation from Ballmer about M$'s switch. I guess we really shouldn't expect companies (especially tech companies) to take a stance on social issues; that M$ did was already brave and impressive of them. This pull is disappointing, but acceptable.

Friday, April 22, 2005

the coolest use of google maps ever

Someone integrated google maps and craig's list to create the best apartment-hunting website EVER. If the google maps web API is this advanced and flexible, I can't wait to see what's next! Wow.

the scary christian right

this is starting to get out of hand. M$ bows down to the Christian right. And you thought M$ was the devil.

Friday, April 15, 2005

best conversations happen in the bathroom

Don't you love it when you run into your research professor in the bathroom, and he starts talking to you as he pees? These situations always make me nervous as hell. Here's a transcript:

He: so are you graduating?
I: Yeah, yeah
He: so what will you be up to?
I: uh, after graduation or now?
He: no, after you graduate
I: well, I'll be working at google for a year... You know, to learn some "real" stuff.

At this point, I realized that I just called everything he worked for "fake", and started panicking. With my razor sharp reflexes, I followed,

I: that is, but, then, after a year, I'll be back in grad school, where I'll be doing the real real stuff.
He: yeah, well, you might learn a thing or two at google.
I: Two. I'm guessing two.

Sigh.