more disturbingtance

Him: you know those bratty kids who make farting noises with their armpits?
Him: they're all cheapass posers
Him: i always remind them of that when i walk by elementary schools
Him: i can kick so much ass when i'm in there
Him: damn

Me: don't lie
Me: you know they make you cry
Me: so hard

Him: that was partially true
Him: they make me so hard

Me: ...