Saturday, March 26, 2005

living in sf

In preparation for my move to sf while working at google, I asked a friend familiar with the area. Google will be picking up people at Monster Park, Civic Center or Glenn Park, and here's what he thought of each, replicated because it was so helpful in making my decision:


well, you asked the right guy.

Each neigbhorhood has its own distinct character and advantages. Civic Center has the best hookers but I think you'll find the best late night crack markets closer to Monster Park, or what we San Franciscans still call Candlestick.

With respect to Candlestick, you may hear an occasional "why is a nice Chinese boy like you mainlining Black Tar?" but generally you'll find people delightfully unprejudiced and happy to take your money. For variety you might want to try the crack houses in the Tenderloin; they offer free needle exchange! Ahh, the beauty of the free market. Praise be to George.

About Civic Center, I think you'll find that your Civic Center hooker compares favorably with her San Pablo sister; at least such has been the case in my experience. But if you want a uniquely San Francisco adventure, I recommend scoring some quality rock in the TL, picking up a fresh-off-the-bus Polk-street-special before heading to Monster Park for your own tailgate party. Remember to tip your date!

Now Glen Park I can only report is where nice people live with nice cafes, a bakery and the J-line/BART. It is right off of 280, has good weather, a park, etc. As if you care about that sort of stuff. And just try find a good crack house when you're jonesing. Please!

Hope this helps.


Crack whores here I come!

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grahoper said...

Chung. You go to Berkeley. You already live in San Francisco. Leave your room(I haven't seen another human for two days--though I have an excuse because I'm cramming due to laziness and negligence). Totally forgot that you were interning in San Francisco. I'm living just outside of San Francisco in Portola Valley (my sister's three person apartment rent free and unoccupied:)). All I can say is holy shit, you are so not safe this summer. I'll also have a car. This is awesome.

Unknown said...

huh? why will you be in the bay area over summer?

grahoper said...

Well, I plan on studying for the MCATS over the summer, so if I stay in st. louis I have to find housing for 3 months. I'm staying here for 1 month to hangout with stl people, then going to stay at my sister's apartment because no one will be living there and the rent is free. Basically it's a quiet place to study. However, now that I know you're in san francisco... (Have you been given an idea of your summer project yet?)